Friday, September 4, 2009

Who is the idiot ?

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,"What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "Whets your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "Whets your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"



I received this e-mail today, and to say the least it came right on time, as I was pressed to find a topic and spit out a few pages before sundown.

A dear friend sent me this joke and I'm sure she knew I would not find it funny, but I did. The funny part about this joke, is in fact the punch line. It's ironic that all of a sudden there is a segment of our population that thinks that the people that voted for our president are of low IQ. How ironic.

I decided that I will start a tradition, The Friday Night Rant. Here it goes.

Obama supporters dumb? By definition if you didn't support our president you had to be of lacking intellectual abilities and poor political acumen. To now make jokes about our presidents intelligence seems like a year late and a few nickles short.

This is a growing population, the dumber than Palin crowd, they haven't the brain power combined to break free from mind jerking right wing rebel yell idiots, along the lines of Limbaugh and Beck.

This is the bottom of the political barrel, not concerned with anything real as long as they have their fantasy world to seek refuge in. They are cowards, for not saying what really is on their minds. The bunch of them, the morons in Texas that want to succeed from the union, the tea baggers, Michael Steele's punk ass, the birthers and the paranoid red neck with two sons in Iraq. They are all afraid of the same thing.

Their days in power are over. They can't muster any real issue to champion, so they poo poo anything that is getting done. Just like a spoiled child.

The thing that they fear is that what happened to Tennis and Golf and Basketball and Football and Music and Culture in America, is happening in Politics and Government.

They see in Barack Obama the fear of their forefather that knew deep in their hearts that an oppressed people will one day rise. They fear that the rise will not be violent, as they always expected. No they fear there will be a rise of wise, professional, dynamic politician that will enact and reform and change this country until you wouldn't know our bitter past because of our bright future.

They see Tiger Woods in Obama, is that why they didn't let black folks play the game on the same course as they did? They see Duval Patrick and Cory Booker and then they look at their line up and know what the score will be. So they rant and rave and project their head trips onto us, the smart people that used our vote for change, come what may !

How can you believe that a shell shocked powder keg of a man and a nice looking half wit could have done anything but kill any hope for America and it's place in the world.

What a laughing stock we would be had these peons had their way. These are the numb skulls that quit eating "french fries" when France was smart enough to see through the rice paper thin reasons to invade a sovereign country.Then they continued to eat the artery clogging trans fatty spud strings, but called them Freedom fries.

These are the mutants that when Bush said we were attacked on 9/11 because they" hated our freedom" they went out and got bumper stickers and tattoos with that saying on them. They are the people that have apparently suffered brain damage from the fumes at NASCAR and therefore act like fools, in public, on camera.

I say let them all move to Texas and become the United States of Ignorance and tell them to build a fence on their northern border.

8 comments:

  1. Good observing, your viewers need to forward this to a few more folk, and they need to forward to a few more folk, and then WE THE PEOPLE need to move like real people instead of being IDIOTS!

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  2. how come you hate white people so much?

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  3. Anon. you assume wrongly. I don't hate any race or group of people. I disdain dishonesty and race baiting and ignorance. There happen to be many white people that I love dearly, like my father and my family members that happen to be white.

    Any further discussion of your lame claim, falls into the category of arguing with a fool.

    by the way, where in this post did I mention "white people" ? Never. Are you feeling persecuted? Powerless, disenfranchised? If so, your race, or race in general has nothing to do with your feelings. Grow up and remember, I love you too.

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  4. please...NASCAR is as much a racial code word as URBAN is....but no...i dont feel any of those things...the color of empowerment in america is green and gold...green for the fiat paper money and gold for the real money,Dont blame the victims of the race baited rhetoric , they are just the end result of a carefully orchestrated plan to polarize people.....people can realize this and still fall victim....think about it..

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  5. NASCAR can be construed as a "code" but it is not as ominous or derogatory as the code urban. Urban applies to blacks as a whole when white people use that word, it is their way of saying the N word. NASCAR does not apply to whites in general, it applies to a small portion of the white population that are generally racist, ignorant, toothless, bible thumping, inbred trash. ALL races have their crosses to bear but the white "NASCAR" folk of the south do white people no favors. As you can see, I have no need to speak in "code" because I will call a spade a spade. In addition, like FreonPete, I do not hate white people, there are white people in my family that are very dear to me and not only are aware of my feelings toward the "NASCAR" portion of white society, they feel the same way.

    Like I said, all races have their ignorant groups.

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  6. freon pete's intent and effect in using NASCAR is just as derogatory and ominous as the use of the word URBAN....he was pointing the finger at lower socioeconomic whites(who are really the victims or a sophisticated master manipulation of their emotions and fears arent they?)...URBAN is used to describe ALL blacks from the Harvard PHD to the 15 year old with gold teeth and dredlocks on the corner selling crack....shit...even middle class and educated blacks turn their nose up and distance themselves from this segment of their race.


    PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE...and the issues facing the world today are being blurred and misdirected to peoples racial hangups....it really isnt about black, white , brown, yellow...

    IT IS ABOUT THE GREEN AND THE GOLD...and those that have and control the majority of it...will continue to confuse and divide those that dont by this base ages old "race" argument


    freon pete should know better....but emotion rules over logic..doesnt it?


    PS...i like most of the white people in my family too...LOL

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  7. hey, I like Nascar! wtf...lol... Stiffy

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